Brighten Your Day With Sewing Jokes | Bernina Sew N' Quilt

These days we’re all looking for some brightness in our lives. The last few months have been chaotic, confusing and a little overwhelming, all wrapped into one.

That’s why our team at Bernina Sew N’ Quilt decided to compile some of our favorite sewing jokes in hopes they can provide a little chuckle or two at a time when we need it most!

Admittedly, most of these are along the lines of what is now commonly called a “dad joke” and many are old enough to be considered genuine antiques, but we still think they’re a lot of fun and hope you will, too. Read on to enjoy the fun.

Sewing Jokes for Stressful Times

How do you make pants last? Make the shirt first.

What did philosopher Euripides do when he damaged his toga? He went to see Eumenides.

Why did the embroiderer look glum? She just felt sew-sew.

What’s the biggest risk of telling sewing jokes? You might run out of new material.

How did the police catch the sewing bandit? He always followed a pattern.

What did the quilter do when he realized he’d been working an hour with an empty bobbin? He went to pieces.

What’s that feeling called when you realize you’ve been working with an empty bobbin? Seamstressed

Why did the composer hire a tailor? She needed some seamless transitions.

Why did the vending machine reject the quilter’s change? Fat quarters.

What did the seamstress do when she ended up with extra material while making pants? She pocketed the difference.

Why did the DJ invite quilters to his gig? He heard they know how to throw a block party.

Why did we thread all these jokes together? To keep you in stitches.

Once you’re done rolling on the floor laughing, come see us at Bernina Sew and Quilt for all your embroidery, quilting and sewing supplies! No matter what you need to make your latest dream project into a reality, we’ve got you covered.